- My estrogen on Friday was 226. Today? 1297.
- I have 4 follies in the running: 17.3, 17, 15.9, 15.7
- Trigger is tonight, IUI tomorrow morning. Apparently my RE thinks I'm ready to pop.
- Lining: a fluffy 9.1mm (Egg, that one's just for you!)
- Last, but definitely not least, while talking to the infamous Dr. "Young" about possible scenarios based on the results of my b/w, he said, and this is more or less verbatim: "Depending on your bloodwork, I may instruct you to have intercourse tonight, just in case you ovulate earlier than we think, that way we can make sure that the sperm is waiting there for the eggs, with their fangs out, ready to go!" And when he said "with their fangs out" he made fang gestures with his hands, like he was ready to pounce. And while he was saying this, and making those fang gestures with his hands, I was thinking to myself, "Put it on your blog. Put it on your blog. You so have to put this on your blog." And so here it is, on my blog: My RE. Making fang gestures with his hands, pretending he is my husband's sperm, ready to pounce on my eggs.
- And I so hope he does my IUI tomorrow. Because I think he's got more to say. And I have a blog. So maybe we're a good match, after all, me and my RE.
Monday, February 22, 2010
The Post Where I Prove That You Just Can't Make This Stuff Up
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Lol! Sperm with fangs. Too, too funny!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA!! What a great visual. I wish my RE gave me good material. Mine is not that funny at all. Good luck!
ReplyDeletewonderful! (both the news and the RE) Good luck!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. That fangs thing was awesome!
ReplyDeleteYour stats are fabulous! (ohhh, that lining, ohhhh!) Kick some IUI butt today.
Wow, what great progress!!! Will be praying one of those follies has a one night stand with a fanged swimmer!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!! So maybe the almost exploding ovaries was worth it, such great stats!!! And I'm loving your RE and his vampire sperm impersonation...lol!! I know you'll rock the IUI today, thinking of you!!!
ReplyDeleteGrrrrrrr! Sink your teeth into those eggs, crazy biting sperm! Excellent. I hope it went well and that you are soon super pregnant and regaling us with the funny things your OB does.
ReplyDeleteHa! I like Dr. Young's sense of humor. So funny!
ReplyDeleteWoohoo for the exploding ovaries!! :) And, LOL, for the doctor. That is the funniest visual I've ever had of eggs and sperm meeting... LOL
ReplyDeleteheehee
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he gives you material for your blog, for my entertaining sake, of course =)
Hope the IUI went well!
so how did it go? please tell me there were more fangs!!! ;-)
ReplyDeletei left you some awards on my blog!
that's great news! hope the IUI went well, hoping this is your month! loved the visual of your RE.
ReplyDeleteGreat numbers!!! I have high hopes for you - and LOVE your RE. Hilarious. Hope the IUI went well!
ReplyDeleteThats so funny! Good luck!
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